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yes we’re still dealing with this
As we bring this chapter of our life to a close, Jon and I would like to help out anyone in our network who may be in need of studio or house furniture.
Most items are available on a donate-what-you-can basis. If you’re broke AF, I get it, come get some furniture. A bit of vehicle transport for a couple of large things over to our sublet would also be very welcome in exchange for furniture.
(On a related note, you will need to manage the transportation of whatever you want. We don’t have a car.)
More items and measurements to come as I make trips to box things up and get some things into storage. Apologies for the hilariously terrible photos. If you have any questions or want to call dibs, get in touch.
646-579-3737 (text please)
for sale (offers ok)
Flat File - $250
I was so happy to finally have a flat file! But now I’m torn between the cost to replace it and the cost to store it.
Exterior dimensions 46.5 w x 22.5 t x 36 d
cheap or free ♻️ pay what you can
Cute little velvet stool with wood base and legs. Rotates and is generally classy AF.
20 w x 24.5" t
Industrial style shelving with butcher block top, pre-stained with coffee for your convenience. Two adjustable bottom shelves and one overhead half-depth shelf. Moveable hooks for utensils, pots, etc. Disassembles.
36 w x 14 d x 63 t
Only 2, wheel is about 8” across. If you’ve ever needed casters for a project, you know how expensive they get. Do you have a project that needs some big beefy wheels?
Simple set of speakers to plug into your laptop or phone with standard jack. (Set with subwoofer gone.) 100% functional. Artfully paint-splattered and aged.
Spinning Card Rack
Plexiglass card rack featuring 16 separate compartments and stable base. Disassembles.
17 w x 20" t
Your IRL Pinterest homepage awaits. Three feet wide, with a hefty wire on the back for hanging.
Shelves with Brackets
Multiple configurations, sizes and finishes. If you need to put up shelves, come salvage the brackets and save yourself some money.
Chest of Drawers
Chest-high dresser with three deep and one slightly shallower drawers. Solid wood with carved trim and feet; painted top.
Bag of Acrylics
I have a ton of acrylic paint. I don’t really use acrylics. Why do I have this? Do you want some paint?
Ikea butcher block kitchen cart with two box drawers and two slatted shelves. Also features wooden wheels on one end (incorrectly depicted; see here). Solid wood; I’ve disassembled it repeatedly and it holds up pretty damn well.
appx. 39.5 w x 17 d x 35.5 t
Matching wooden headboard, footboard and side rails. Comes with slats and allen wrench. Perfect for that one weird tiny bedroom.
You need a lamp? (I actually have 2 of the single-bulb lamp, a matched set just for you.)
Who doesn’t need a trash can? Uses 13 gallon bags.
Brand new! Still in box! 30” long.
2 black bookshelves, similar but not identical. Adjustable shelves. Approx. 6ft tall.
Ah, the classic Bekvam in an easy-to-clean satin white. Save yourself a trip to Ikea. (See here.)
appx. 17 w x 15.5 d x 19.5 t